Thursday, March 24, 2005

Numbers


Jews for Jesus loves numbers.

How many broadsides were passed out in two hours? What? Only 400. You better do better next time.

How many Jewish people did you meet? What? Only 1. You better do better next time.

How many gentiles did you get to sign up for the JFJ Newsletter? What? Only 2. You better do better next time.

How many people were at your JFJ event? What? Only 100. You better have better attendence next time.

How many people did you meet with last week? How many people did you call? How many people did you email? How many? How many? How many?

How many of this and that can JFJ report on the next Newsletter? How many books and CDs have been sold?

How many meetings did DOME set up today? How many postcards were written?

How many? How many? How many?

How many have worked for Jews for Jesus? 900! How many have experienced abuse through JFJ? Over 300 have mentioned privately or publicly about the abuse experienced through the organization.

How many people write on this Ex Jews for Jesus Blog? It has been assumed that only a few write here. The fact is that what is being written are the voices of hundreds.


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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It isn't exactly you better get a higher number next time. It is really you better get a higher number next time or there will be a punishment in store.

Anonymous said...

How long did it take you to give a gospel presentation, pray, and take down their information? Over 5 minutes? You had better find a way to shorten it. After 5 minutes with a Gentile, move on. We are Jewish evangelists!

Anonymous said...

Don't forget "color reports." Everyone is required to write "color reports" so the newsletter can sound as if the work and the workers are excited.

Anonymous said...

Why is J4J so obsessed with Jews-only evangelism? Don't Gentiles need to hear the Gospel and be made disciples too? Wouldn't the Jewish community get really curious/interested if J4J became known as an evangelical organization responsible for tons of Gentile conversions? I don't get it.