Tuesday, January 03, 2017

Anthrodepravity Systematic Theology (or, Sayings from Chairman Moishe)

Anthrodepravity Systematic Theology (or, Sayings from Chairman Moishe).

  • Only apostles can have discretion ...(with him included of course.)
  • Regeneration is acknowledged only as a word in the dictionary.
  • Hate nice guys!
  • Anything mentioned about human selfishness in the Bible is true and should be amplified,  expounded upon, and stressed. 
  • All mention (in the Bible or elsewhere) of human nobility, commitment, honor, and courage is to be regarded as interesting prose to be laughed at.
  • Conditional sanctification is a fallacy but can be simulated by exacting rules.
  • People choosing well without close supervision theologically, doctrinally, and in all management philosophy is to be disregarded.
  • Indoctrination, fear, and rewards are the only dependable motivational tools.
  • In summary:  All People are excrement, just some are runnier than others.